loldongs

[MaxMouseDLL]

Do not feed the trolls


http://www.maxconsole.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24880&stc=1&d=1265983778

Also, want to buy some viagra?

[ThreeDog]

lol Hai Max :D

[MaxMouseDLL]

lol Hai Max :D

Oh hai to teh ThreeDog...


http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8070/1265880083535.gif
That'll take approx 10 years to load...

Also:


http://www.maxconsole.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24881&stc=1&d=1265984309

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://www.maxconsole.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24882&stc=1&d=1265984401

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://www.maxconsole.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24883&stc=1&d=1265984593

[ThreeDog]

http://orkutluv.com/images/Funny%20Animation%20(319).gif

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://www.maxconsole.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24885&stc=1&d=1266005445
Here's lookin' at you kid

http://www.maxconsole.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24886&stc=1&d=1266006641
The cure!

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/3448/1266010266866.gif

and


http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/3808/1266010327687.gif

[ThreeDog]

I know its early but...


http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/5/633771460633008710-valentinesdayfail.jpg

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://www.maxconsole.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24887&stc=1&d=1266043623
1- 9/11 ... CONSPIRACY.. CON...SPI... RACY


Or maybe CONS PIRACY - uh hu.. makes you think don't it? DON'T IT?!!

[trancehead]

Its cruel, Its evil, Its...........THE SIMS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMXME2pm83c

Bowser and His Minions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOcixShtD5o

[MaxMouseDLL]

Its cruel, Its evil, Its...........THE SIMS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMXME2pm83c

Bowser and His Minions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOcixShtD5o

lol @ the Mario one... that's class..

[trancehead]

an oldie, but one of my fave college humor vids
Clock Suckers: Game Over
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xRhF3YKrpyE

[ThreeDog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46QbtnJmOAw

http://www.maxconsole.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24890&d=1266249376

http://www.maxconsole.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24891&stc=1&d=1266249523

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46QbtnJmOAw

wtf did i just watch? ...

Also lol!:

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6039/1266134402907.gif

[ThreeDog]

http://www.maxconsole.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24892&stc=1&d=1266249748

http://www.maxconsole.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24893&stc=1&d=1266249754

http://www.maxconsole.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24894&stc=1&d=1266249758

http://www.maxconsole.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24895&stc=1&d=1266249762

[ThreeDog]

wtf did i just watch? ...

A kinky little brunette ;)
That's my offering for the day :p

[trancehead]

i love college humor LMAO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5ya0dehxms

maybe mario and luigi are'nt the best plumbers for the job
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_NTyMl1HJU

tetris god, what an arsehole.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alw5hs0chj0

warped phone sex.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwvxKDeViK4

[shardner]

Oooh the wonders of the internet lol

[MaxMouseDLL]

Heh, i love collegehumour, sometimes geekologie.com will post something from there which inevitably makes me go wandering off watching collegehumour video's for a couple of hours.

[trancehead]

some of these are really good, 6 facebook fail vids
http://www.youtube.com/user/FacebookFail

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://www.maxconsole.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24897&stc=1&d=1266334136
You put the lime-in-the-coke-you-nut

[ThreeDog]

One of my favourite places to read http://www.dontevenreply.com/

*edit* didn't notice he has removed half of his archive due to a book release in march, i'll have to get it.

[MaxMouseDLL]

One of my favourite places to read http://www.dontevenreply.com/

lol... quality, bookmarked!

[trancehead]

One of my favourite places to read http://www.dontevenreply.com/

LMAO, awesome....just awesome

[ThreeDog]

Green troll is green, almost died when i saw this.

Links are NSFW so i have linked the Kotaku article who at least censored their images while linking the page.

http://kotaku.com/5473344/the-worlds-greatest-second-life-troll

[MaxMouseDLL]

Green troll is green, almost died when i saw this.

Links are NSFW so i have linked the Kotaku article who at least censored their images while linking the page.

http://kotaku.com/5473344/the-worlds-greatest-second-life-troll

I've seen this around on /b/...

Also:

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/33283/original/ralph.png?1262530756
No

[MaxMouseDLL]

Now for something completely different:


http://www.maxconsole.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=24898&stc=1&d=1266508124

[ThreeDog]

How true yet philosophical.

[MaxMouseDLL]

How true yet philosophical.

Welcome to the game... ****.. i just lost...

[Xenogears V]

:eek: Oh Buddies!!!. Too LOL!. How could I miss this thread?.

[MaxMouseDLL]

:eek: Oh Buddies!!!. Too LOL!. How could I miss this thread?.

Xeno, post some funny stuff man...

[ThreeDog]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/10/6/633589136835282253-baconcheeseburgerdoughnuts.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg270/n0b0dy_/hooverguy.jpg

[ThreeDog]

http://www.failpix.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/roflbot-2wp6.jpg

[ThreeDog]

http://deathby1000papercuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/068.jpg

[ThreeDog]

http://www.webpik.com/images/690IXp23/45692/mooncat.jpg

[ThreeDog]

http://www.scodal.com/uploads4/fail-owned-thai-chinese-fail.jpg

[ThreeDog]

http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_493/Funny_Pictures_4937.jpg

Your move creep.

[MaxMouseDLL]

Your move creep.

Creep? CREEP?! I take you're stake, good sir, and raise you.


http://www.thirdeyeconcept.com/demotivationals/tec64_demotivational.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129100119802748114.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129094757481828638.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129093753056339169.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129095632031219154.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129087435788477812.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129060125424590495.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129089466412486921.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129092482771547867.jpg

Coup de grâce:
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/demotivational_poster_5.jpg

Ducks & Covers for the slapping he's about to receive...

[ThreeDog]

err i guess it missed my picture.


http://www.ryobase.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/robocop-on-a-unicorn.jpg

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/celebrity-pictures-robocop-cavity-searches.jpg

Your move creep :D

I know you think the WoW pictures was epic but really its just common, i do know people like that though :D

[MaxMouseDLL]

I know you think the WoW pictures was epic but really its just common, i do know people like that though :D

Just yankin ya chain... you know that by now. Stay tuned for tomorrow's episode.

Also, the RoboCop on a unicorn is epic... I'll top it though :p

Edit: 41 posts in this thread? this is more popular than most PSP threads..

[adamelexandru]

Hey.
Nice pictures here.

[adamelexandru]

I like the person looking at the ass of the man in woman's dress.

[adamelexandru]

Look at this.

http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss297/tioraexist/Penguin_Owned_by_BrawlBasher.gif

[MasterGouken]

Heh this is a funny thread

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o191/snakeneil/cid_image019_jpg01C8C195.jpg

[ThreeDog]

Good one.

http://www.cad-comic.com/comics/cad/20100215.jpg

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/9/2010/02/2d40d6b495a00bea788c106375afa31a/340x.png

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/9/2010/02/c8ecb2dbd90be499ddddc62f0119784d/original.jpg

http://kotaku.com/5481821/fallout-2s-rejected-childkiller-icon-is-uh-whoa-

[trancehead]

this fits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vOaygQ9wTQ
lame attempt at a 6.20CFW fake video
notice 2:16 (the magic vid edit)
its supposedly run from an exploited photo file but you need to hold button combination (seriously who does that)
it doesnt crash, it just sits at the pic until he holds buttons
oh you'll see
not releasing because everyone said its fake LMAO
we have never heard that

[trancehead]

Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year,


And every year Ken would say,


'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'


Edna always replied,


'I know Ken, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,


And fifty bucks is fifty bucks'


One year Ken and Edna went to the fair,


and Ken said,


'Edna, I'm 75 years old.


If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance'

To this, Edna replied,

"Ken that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'


The pilot overheard the couple and said,


'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!


But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'


Ken and Edna agreed and up they went.


The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.


He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,


But still not a word...


When they landed, the pilot turned to Ken and said,


'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.


I'm impressed!'


Ken replied,


'Well, to tell you the truth,


I almost said something when Edna fell out,


But you know,


"Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'

[MaxMouseDLL]

I lol'd... i don't hear many clean jokes that make me laugh...

[trancehead]

I lol'd... i don't hear many clean jokes that make me laugh...

cool
not as funny
still clean though

A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought
his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even
though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went
around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more
slowly, but again the camera flashed. He thought this was
quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past
the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again. He tried
a fourth time with the same result. The fifth time he was
laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a
snail's pace.





Two weeks later, he got five traffic fine letters in the
mail for driving without a seat belt.

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A 2007 study found that the average Australian walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that the average Australian drinks 22 gallons of beer a year.

That means the average Australian gets about 41 miles per gallon.

Bloody good value that!

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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading
a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father".
The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like
that".

The priest looked up from his book and answered,
''I am the Father of many".
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren
and he doesn't wear his collar that way!"

The priest,getting impatient,said "I am the Father of hundreds",
and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while,then leaned over
and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your
pants on backwards instead of your collar".
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LOOK AFTER YOUR WIFE...

A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on the patio, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

Cheryl from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me, "You lazy prick! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your fat arse and give her a break!"

I thought '**** women!' Took another swig from my stubby, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms to sod off and mind her own business. I told her my wife had green fingers and that she really enjoyed gardening.

After a few days I felt really bad, so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my senstive side. I'm really proud of the deal I got and also very proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes guys, we should take good care of our wives... then maybe they'll take good care of us.

I've attached a picture below...hope it comes through OK


http://www.maxconsole.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=25232&d=1268205548

[trancehead]

Caller : Hi, our printer is not working.






Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller : Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse
Caller: Mmmmm??.. Oh really?... I will send a picture.

















http://www.maxconsole.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=25230

[ThreeDog]

that poor poor mouse

[MaxMouseDLL]

Lmfaowtfbbq :)

Edit: This board now filters all capitals, that sucks!

[MaxMouseDLL]

Contribootin!

[MaxMouseDLL]

25270

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to troll we go..

[Xenogears V]

Good one.

http://www.cad-comic.com/comics/cad/20100215.jpg

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/9/2010/02/2d40d6b495a00bea788c106375afa31a/340x.png

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/9/2010/02/c8ecb2dbd90be499ddddc62f0119784d/original.jpg

http://kotaku.com/5481821/fallout-2s-rejected-childkiller-icon-is-uh-whoa-

Must be English umor...I haven't understand it...:confused:

Character in the picture, I remembered it is your old Avatar threedog



25270

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to troll we go..

AHAHAHA. Maybe with threedog (threedogs :confused:) he meam Cerberus, mythical three heads guardian of hell in Divine Commedy...

[trancehead]

Must be English umor...I haven't understand it...:confused:

Character in the picture, I remembered it is your old Avatar threedog



AHAHAHA. Maybe with threedog (threedogs :confused:) he meam Cerberus, mythical three heads guardian of hell in Divine Commedy...

ok xeno
shes pregnant
fallout guy kicks her in stomach
now shes not pregnant (miscarriage) its dark humor.

[ThreeDog]

It's called the child killer perk.. it was an idea for Fallout 2... One of the team leaders told the artist to make the art for the perk... so he tried to make it as funny as possible... obviously the moment the team leader saw the picture they all decided against using it, which was for the best since you couldn't really tell if they were kids or adults in the game anyway.

As for Max's picture he's a git.. never ask him to photoshop your personal pictures they will end up edited and stuffed on social networking sites too :p

[Xenogears V]

ok xeno
shes pregnant
fallout guy kicks her in stomach
now shes not pregnant (miscarriage) its dark humor.


It's called the child killer perk.. it was an idea for Fallout 2... One of the team leaders told the artist to make the art for the perk... so he tried to make it as funny as possible... obviously the moment the team leader saw the picture they all decided against using it, which was for the best since you couldn't really tell if they were kids or adults in the game anyway.

As for Max's picture he's a git.. never ask him to photoshop your personal pictures they will end up edited and stuffed on social networking sites too :p

Thanks buddies for explained me.:o

[trancehead]

It's called the child killer perk.. it was an idea for Fallout 2... One of the team leaders told the artist to make the art for the perk... so he tried to make it as funny as possible... obviously the moment the team leader saw the picture they all decided against using it, which was for the best since you couldn't really tell if they were kids or adults in the game anyway.

As for Max's picture he's a git.. never ask him to photoshop your personal pictures they will end up edited and stuffed on social networking sites too :p

actually i never played fallout2
heard it was turn based or something
completely different to 3
i love fallout 3 FPS are my thing
doom3 FTW
quake...not so much
doom fan from 1992
to see doom3 had substance was awesome

edit: just to add, the role playing thing was awesome. i never really experienced that in FPS before (levelling up and such) i guess thats why im so addicted to it.
its better that doom3
but still cant wait for doom4 and hope its all about the isolation as well, after all, the isolation makes doom

[MaxMouseDLL]

As for Max's picture he's a git.. never ask him to photoshop your personal pictures they will end up edited and stuffed on social networking sites too :p

What? I did exactly as you asked, can you see a giant pink vibrator in that picture? no... job done then.

[ThreeDog]

What? I did exactly as you asked, can you see a giant pink vibrator in that picture? no... job done then.
Trolled! :p I guess the giant pink vibrator is coming next then? :D

Here treat yourself to some sideboob.
http://i680.photobucket.com/albums/vv161/muskie4106/Women%20of%20February%202009/sideboobfailed.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1001/look-close-side-boob-ass-demotivational-poster-1264614797.jpg

http://saladfinger.se/uploads/sideboob.png

[MaxMouseDLL]

Trolled! :p I guess the giant pink vibrator is coming next then? :D

You want me to put it back?! make your damn mind up...

Here, treat yourself to some back boobs:
http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/112009/back_boobs.jpg

http://www.failpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/back-boobs.jpg

[ThreeDog]

You want me to put it back?! make your damn mind up...

Here, treat yourself to some back boobs:
Put what back?

http://www.maxconsole.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=25349&d=1268412651

http://www.maxconsole.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=25350&d=1268412651

http://www.maxconsole.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=25351&d=1268412652

[Xenogears V]

I must explain, to translated it from Italian to english.

It is a sign shop and say:

"Ricchioni dal 1962" Ricchioni in italy is a prular word to say, gays or homosexuals.

Translated is like

"Gays from 1962".

http://d.imagehost.org/t/0816/21050_1250842604379_1628916919_616885_5311528_n.jp g (http://d.imagehost.org/view/0816/21050_1250842604379_1628916919_616885_5311528_n)

[trancehead]

I must explain, to translated it from Italian to english.

It is a sign shop and say:

"Ricchioni dal 1962" Ricchioni in italy is a prular word to say, gays or homosexuals.

Translated is like

"Gays from 1962".

http://d.imagehost.org/t/0816/21050_1250842604379_1628916919_616885_5311528_n.jp g (http://d.imagehost.org/view/0816/21050_1250842604379_1628916919_616885_5311528_n)

LOL
awesome
wouldnt of got it without explanation, but nice

[ThreeDog]

Taken from the BBC news Website: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/8566577.stm

Nuclear panic in Portland over water announcement

Loud hailer announcements by a water company and a leaflet advising what to do during a radiation leak caused fears of a nuclear catastrophe in Dorset.

Emergency services in Portland were inundated with calls when Wessex Water officials used a hailer to inform residents of a cut to services.

Meanwhile, leaflets had been delivered advising people what to do during a radiation emergency at the nearby port.

The leaflets advised people in the area to stay indoors, put out fires and boilers, take potassium iodate tablets if they had been issued and wait for the all clear.

However, in an unconnected event, the water company used a loud hailer to inform residents their water was being turned off.

Vivien Hawkins, 78, said: "There was this awful noise. I opened the front door and there was a loud speaker. It was so loud you couldn't hear what he was saying.
"Just after that a leaflet came through the door telling you what to do - douse all fires, close all windows."

LOL NUCLEAR TROLL :D

[trancehead]

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget...

This particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

[Xenogears V]

LOL
awesome
wouldnt of got it without explanation, but nice

And it is a real surname. :D

[MaxMouseDLL]

Check me out, I R Posting from a TOR network... j00 cannot see my IP... muhahaha!

[MaxMouseDLL]

Check me out, I R Posting from a TOR network... j00 cannot see my IP... muhahaha!

Edit: And now I'm someone else... i iz all ova teh world!

[ThreeDog]

How much traffic can i put through a TOR network?
Will it only cover 80/8080?
Can i cause mayhem with it?

[vividbreeze]

threedog gave me permission for this

[MaxMouseDLL]

How much traffic can i put through a TOR network?
Will it only cover 80/8080?
Can i cause mayhem with it?

You can put as much traffic as you like through it, i think it's 80/8080, but I'm sure ports are configurable locally, mayhem? oh.. yes.. yes you can.. :)

It's kinda like bittorrent for HTTP, users within the TOR network bounce your data around, it is encrypted until the TOR network exit point, so if you're logging into something without a secure connection who ever is the exit point can view your plaintext data, so caution is advised.

The reason i looked into it is because another site i visit recently got hacked, the guy came back to gloat through a TOR network, i wondered if it was possible to detect a TOR connection, and it turns out it is, here is the code if anyone is interested.


function IsTorExitPoint(){
if (gethostbyname(ReverseIPOctets($_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']).".".$_SERVER['SERVER_PORT'].".".ReverseIPOctets($_SERVER['SERVER_ADDR']).".ip-port.exitlist.torproject.org")=="127.0.0.2") {
return true;
} else {
return false;
}
}

function ReverseIPOctets($inputip){
$ipoc = explode(".",$inputip);
return $ipoc[3].".".$ipoc[2].".".$ipoc[1].".".$ipoc[0];
}

If IsTorExitPoint returns true, then you have a TOR connection, from here you can choose to serve different data or tell them to go away.


threedog gave me permission for this

Permission for what? you know ThreeDog granted me the right to be ridiculous... so far it's working out rather well..

[trancehead]

Permission for what? you know ThreeDog granted me the right to be ridiculous... so far it's working out rather well..

LMFAO, think he may of needed posts to start posting in the sections, but LOVE the comment.
freaking gold

[ThreeDog]

He needs some posts to start a thread, and 15 posts to message an admin to claim his competition prize, I gave him a clear message to spam so its easy for me to clean later. He can spam here until he has his 3 posts, make a thread and spam it the other 12 times.

[vividbreeze]

thanks theedog!

[ThreeDog]

thanks theedog!
Happy to help, Give Zeus that yell. Congratulations again.
Any idea what you're going to do with it? :cool:

[MaxMouseDLL]

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Errm... Potatoes anyone?

[ThreeDog]

lol his face.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65rjAAusPM&feature=related

a song for each and every visitor to this thread :D

[Xenogears V]

I don't understand , what he saying..but I am pee in my pant for laugh when he is screaming :D:D:D:D:D:D

[ThreeDog]

I don't understand , what he saying..but I am pee in my pant for laugh when he is screaming :D:D:D:D:D:D

In my heart there's a star named after you
It's still inside me, even though that we're through
You were my angel, my gift from heaven above
But that star's all I have left of our past love

I'm sorry that I strayed.
Your tender love I never should have betrayed.
I turned my back on you for a night with someone else.
Baby though I need love,
Sometimes I just want to get some

It's meant to be funny/sarcastic he starts out softly like a love song and reverts to how he normally sings (screams) the whole album is pretty much a joke.

Picnic of Love is an album released by Anal **** on July 21, 1998. The album was released as a joke and a parody of love songs, as well as of the band itself. The album is basically characterized by the exact opposite of everything that the band represents.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5eFk5x0o44&feature=related
Try this one it has lyrics in the video lol!

[MaxMouseDLL]

I lit your baby on fire... is that designed to evoke some kind of shock value? it's working... I want to tear his spine out for suggesting it... lol maybe it's the "Protective father" in me coming through.

I still don't get all of this screaming ****, I just think it's dumb, but... it seems that a lot of people do get it, and like it... so... I don't know lol

I might just go on a crusade to make ThreeDog think about me screaming stupid **** to each of his songs, that'll fix him muhahahaha

[Xenogears V]

In my heart there's a star named after you
It's still inside me, even though that we're through
You were my angel, my gift from heaven above
But that star's all I have left of our past love

It's meant to be funny/sarcastic he starts out softly like a love song and reverts to how he normally sings (screams) the whole album is pretty much a joke.

Picnic of Love is an album released by Anal **** on July 21, 1998. The album was released as a joke and a parody of love songs, as well as of the band itself. The album is basically characterized by the exact opposite of everything that the band represents.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5eFk5x0o44&feature=related
Try this one it has lyrics in the video lol!

Thanks to post lyrics. It is really funny!.:D

[ThreeDog]

I think its just to evoke a reaction from the sane masses, maybe its a hit on mid level society i just know their lyrics make me crack up, its like the golden showers song except he really believed it ;)

[ThreeDog]

25836

If only my goals were set that high.

[MaxMouseDLL]

Heh.... I'm hungry....

25867

[trancehead]

25836

If only my goals were set that high.


Heh.... I'm hungry....

25867

awesome, simply awesome.
oh, and threedog. thanks for the pic LOL
like the joke i sent you, i copped it first thing in the morning.
and at first i thought "what"
then i saw. um yeah.

[MaxMouseDLL]

A few more... because, well.. it's Tuesday.. is that a good enough reason?


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25873

25874

Also, ThreeDog blows goats...

[ThreeDog]

Hmmm i guess Max is sore i called him and his mate pussies.. then linked them one.

25876

[MaxMouseDLL]

Hmmm i guess Max is sore i called him and his mate pussies.. then linked them one.

We missed that, we got too drunk and ended up watching mind blowing science stuff on youtube... Also, the Indian refused to sell us some cocktails and the Chinese told us to **** off because we didn't want to order any food, just look at the fish that they have in their floor... The kebab shop guys trolled Dave by telling him that his "Mushroom burger" didn't have any meat in it, and that since he had ordered it they wouldn't change it... a good night was had...

So j00 where calling us teh names.... i r upset 3dog, i r upset :p

[ThreeDog]

lol mushroom burger. Since you got wasted and had such a good night.. i must ask if anything 'happened' we should know about... sounds more like a date than a night out ;)

[MaxMouseDLL]

lol mushroom burger. Since you got wasted and had such a good night.. i must ask if anything 'happened' we should know about... sounds more like a date than a night out ;)

It was a "night in" rather than a night out... just drinking and watching science stuff... (Depressing really) and no... nothing happened.

[ThreeDog]

25885

lol

[MaxMouseDLL]

lol

So, I decide to check in on MC before going to bed... and i see.. this.. fan-*******-tastic..

Night!

[ThreeDog]

I'll see you at work tomorrow i guess. If im awake.

[MaxMouseDLL]

I'll see you at work tomorrow i guess. If im awake.

lol... I haz pmz from j00... follows the link... *shudders*... closes browser window....

[Xenogears V]

Lol!!!!!!!!!.

[ThreeDog]

Pinocchio has just turned 16 years old and Geppetto thinks to himself: "Just now my son is going to take an interest in girls, I had better explain to him about the birds and the bees."
So he spends time telling Pinocchio about girls and making love. Pinocchio listens intently and then goes off to experiment.

Some time later, Geppetto sees his son and asks, "How's it going with the girls?"
Pinocchio replies, "Great, I'm doing fine, except that all the girls are complaining about splinters."
"Oh dear," says his father, "All I can suggest is that you smooth things over first with some sandpaper."
Some time later he sees his son and asks, "How's it going with the girls?"
"Who needs girls when you've got sandpaper?!?"

[ThreeDog]

Preemptive video to a news post.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=293Edm-FCkA

[ThreeDog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15cY32idzD0

TETRIS!

[MaxMouseDLL]

I take your tetris and raise you.... pac man - I win...


http://vimeo.com/10603337

[MaxMouseDLL]

ROTFLMFAO..!!!

I also raise you frisk-fail..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mlch97EQDA

Thaaaats my penis....

[ThreeDog]

LOL thats my penis

[Xenogears V]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15cY32idzD0

TETRIS!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0LtUX_6IXY

[trancehead]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0LtUX_6IXY

lol, i saw that human tetris last year, its quite well done

[Xenogears V]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmlAlJZ07BI

[MaxMouseDLL]

Removed video from quote

LMFAO!!!

10chars

[ashimashi]

lol

:)


very funny

[ThreeDog]

good one xeno really funny

[trancehead]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmlAlJZ07BI

thats was awesome Xeno
5 stars

[ThreeDog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKfHcrolbcE&

[MaxMouseDLL]

Wanna waste some time?... come with me.

Firstly.. ThreeDog.. have some of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxlYj6_w8C4&feature=player_embedded
BISCUITS MOTHERF$%£*& BISCUITS!!!

lol... OK... GO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMiE1jLfC-o&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-r02-oZAW4&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y63OV_E7M-4&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4DT3tQqgRM&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne1JKI_PnoQ&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NcMsDtyNKw&feature=player_embedded&aia=true

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQrVbg9xXLE&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYktDghfoFM&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OySl4D7S4U&feature=player_embedded

http://vimeo.com/8026411

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIuZG9mIoT4&feature=player_embedded
DO WANT!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou70tg0u9KU&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=414TmP12WAU&feature=player_embedded#

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTCe_0KxK2w&feature=player_embedded#
FUUUU BISCUITS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYXPqrXZ1eU&feature=player_embedded#

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7yGaLuW6aY&feature=player_embedded#

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQKpEesf908&feature=player_embedded
LMFAO!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox19gBPolrc&feature=player_embedded
Flawless Victory!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdgXszFp0Ug&feature=player_embedded#
Goodnight Vienna!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1URe12b_wU&feature=player_embedded

Have i broken the thread yet? No? then I'll continue.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2eiP12hQQY&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN9MBy5qQgc&feature=player_embedded

http://vimeo.com/7809605
All of the above is CG, NONE of it is real.. Epic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5N7R9Wbe_E&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf9WNMqENiA&feature=player_embedded

And we'll finish with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phn0S9EVWjo&feature=player_embedded

I really didn't plan on this being quite *this* big... lol, hope someone enjoys it.

[Xenogears V]

Talc in dryer.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pZKt5FB98M

[MaxMouseDLL]

Come on Xeno, you can do better than that... someone has to beat my post! mine is 8 hours worth of surfing btw.. don't ask..

Also: FAKE.. why would he be standing there with a camera above his head.. she'd at least look at him once..

[ThreeDog]

Fake and Gay

[ThreeDog]

I was just writing an email from one of my accounts and found an email in my sent box,
This was my first attempt of a dontevenreply.com style troll to a company.


Hello, My name is Norma.

I hail from the little known English town of new hampshire, We don't have much to offer and everyone is out of work due to the recession.
Now my eight year old got a PSP for christmas but unfortunately my husband and i couldn't afford any games.
If there's one thing our fine town of new hampshire can offer you it's access to personal servants, Custom selected for you!

In trade for your software, I can offer you one of our absolute finest 'imports'. Her name is Bendita and she hails from mexico, She is 16 years of age and is well trained.

Bendita's hobbies include; Eating tacos, Playing with her hair and Wishing for the lights to turn on in her cell.

Take it from me my friend, Bendita can do wonderful things with her feet and has a mouth like a cocker spaniel you would do well accepting my offer.

I hope to hear from you soon,
Sincerely,
Mrs Stitz


I don't know why i posted it here but hey at least i got Norma Stitz in there (Say it out loud.)
What i learned: When trolling via email its always better to sound interested, Suck the person in and then offer Bendita in trade.

[Xenogears V]

This is a little evil...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5WLrvRJCIw


2009 Best fails

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjcpw-97gXg

[ThreeDog]

So i saw this again and thought of loldongs.
Click the thumbnail, Click the image and then click the image in the new window to zoom.
Here's the original thread: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=540777
Some lulz left in there.

[ThreeDog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4PFsxkR3U0&

[ThreeDog]

We love NALTS!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1wjnMPNYqg&

[ThreeDog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnLM2y9cfDA

:D:D:D:p:D:D:D

[ThreeDog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iwPM_psOCE&

[ThreeDog]

Last few for the night.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4gK3RRtCHw


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxMrnlxiBtc&


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHdkJg7bu5I&

[MaxMouseDLL]

Now, for something completely different... things that grind my gears.


Watching someone type, when they want to capitalise a single letter they use the caps lock key then hit it again after typing one character
Watching someone do something within a browser and double click everything
People who download a file then have no idea where it went
People who think the internet IS internet explorer

Anyone else got anything to add?

[ThreeDog]

People that quite obviously want biscuits.

[MaxMouseDLL]

People that quite obviously want biscuits.




http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/unknown_exception/gaf/fry-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

[MaxMouseDLL]

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Wanna play?

[ThreeDog]

The circle button is in the wrong place.

[MaxMouseDLL]

The circle button is in the wrong place.

Where would you have placed it? in the vag area? it cant go there.... there is something much more useful there damn you!

[ThreeDog]

Where would you have placed it? in the vag area? it cant go there.... there is something much more useful there damn you!

In the center of the boob where circles normally go.
I know it can't go in the crotch that's where the dual shock motors are.

[MaxMouseDLL]

In the center of the boob where circles normally go.
I know it can't go in the crotch that's where the dual shock motors are.

Errm... lol..

[MaxMouseDLL]

Trolling up WoW...


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[ThreeDog]

LOL that's pretty typical for wow.

[MaxMouseDLL]

Hi everyone.
I have got new Dsi and i need an elegant skin for it. So please suggest me a website that provides good skins for Dsi's.

Nintendo Dsi skins (http://www.decalskin.com/)

Die in a fire...

[Xenogears V]

The circle button is in the wrong place.

Need to circle button.:p;)

[Xenogears V]

Super Mario B*tch...uhm..I mean peach.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_mCUxYwHac&feature=player_embedded#!

[MaxMouseDLL]

Super Mario B*tch...uhm..I mean peach.

Good one xeno :)

[Xenogears V]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc&feature=player_embedded

[ThreeDog]

Not real and if he was that annoyed he just go and get a time card.. you can't permanently delete or cancel a WoW account, you can only stop the subscription from a credit card.. in the case of time cards when they run you can't use the account until you add another... fake and gay.

[MaxMouseDLL]

I've never been angry enough to want to shove a remote control up my arse.... each to their own I guess...

[ThreeDog]

nah you do that for fun.

[MaxMouseDLL]

nah you do that for fun.

Not with a remote... but possibly with the giant but plug you lent me... hope you hosed that down before you posted it.

[ThreeDog]

Not with a remote... but possibly with the giant but plug you lent me... hope you hosed that down before you posted it.
If its clean where's the fun? It's like stealing a clean pair of panties from your one night stand.

errr i mean what's a but plug?

[MaxMouseDLL]

If its clean where's the fun? It's like stealing a clean pair of panties from your one night stand.

errr i mean what's a but plug?

lol Successful Counter-Troll is Successful

[Xenogears V]

Dogs and cats do not hate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2LfwJNlyMA

Persone is giong to poo...:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl2k22RAiTI

[coxy2]

Q: wat's the difference between sexy and kinky?
A: sexy is using a feather and kinky is using the whole chook

[MaxMouseDLL]

Q: wat's the difference between sexy and kinky?
A: sexy is using a feather and kinky is using the whole chook

Chook:
Aussie slang for "chicken." Also, "chookie."

Bloody Australians are nearly as bad as the American's for using local slang in the global village now days...

[ThreeDog]

Chook:
Aussie slang for "chicken." Also, "chookie."

Bloody Australians are nearly as bad as the American's for using local slang in the global village now days...
Didn't Cilla Black always use Chook?

[MaxMouseDLL]

Didn't Cilla Black always use Chook?

omfg... I thought she was saying "Chuck", she was calling people "Chicken" all these years?! jesus christ, I just learned something... OMFG IT BURNS!!! IT BUUUUURRRNNNNSSS!!!

Also, elsewhere, I'm trolling hard... so... so.. hard...

Edit: Aaaannnnddd.... now I have troll's remorse.. again...

[MaxMouseDLL]

Ahhh hahaha!!!

27046

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/9971/lolm.gif
Trolled hard....

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/2403/forthelulz.jpg
For the lulz!

[ThreeDog]

HAHAHA i wondered why it wouldn't play.

[MaxMouseDLL]

HAHAHA i wondered why it wouldn't play.

Trolled hard.... biiiiattttch...

It even says in the same post of the maximum troll content... and that's the bottom line, coz the Trek cru massive said so!

[ThreeDog]

Lets see what my guild say when they realise the GM hasn't actually added video embedding and they're redirected to nobrain HAHAHAHAHA

[MaxMouseDLL]

Lets see what my guild say when they realise the GM hasn't actually added video embedding and they're redirected to nobrain HAHAHAHAHA

lol... log it, let me see the carnage..

[ThreeDog]

So i was doing "research" for a blog post i was planning over on website relating to Japanese games. It may come as a shock to some people but these Japanese games you hear about are often censored and communities remove the censorship with some really great modifications. Browsing through the threads i found the Japanese are really quite different to we westerners.

Edited no link ;)
This really gives a new thought for the phrase "Front Bottom".

[coxy2]

Chook:
Aussie slang for "chicken." Also, "chookie."

Bloody Australians are nearly as bad as the American's for using local slang in the global village now days...

lmfho thanks max

[MaxMouseDLL]

So i was doing "research" for a blog post i was planning over on website relating to Japanese games. It may come as a shock to some people but these Japanese games you hear about are often censored and communities remove the censorship with some really great modifications. Browsing through the threads i found the Japanese are really quite different to we westerners.

Edited no link ;)
This really gives a new thought for the phrase "Front Bottom".

Futanari again Mr.TD?!... We've spoken about that haven't we! I'm disappointed in you.

http://images.whatport80.com/images/thumb/c/cf/Trollface.jpg/400px-Trollface.jpg

[MaxMouseDLL]

lmfho thanks max

Had to look that one up aswell.. wtf? freaking Ozlanders...

http://www.chatref.com/abbreviation/lmfho - Popularity: Uncommon... huuurrr duuuurrrr

Also, double post, yes I did it without thinking....

Edit: So, I was round TD's house the other day having a few beers... here's a shot of good ol' TD himself.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129205848381785223.jpg

[MaxMouseDLL]

Did anyone realise that TD is actually a dog.. really he is.. I swear..!!!

[ThreeDog]

Not sure why i had failed to notice that i have been trolled another three times...
Woof Woof... Hey Max hows the finger today? ;)

[MaxMouseDLL]

Going for a wander with the B& hammer.

http://www.4chan.org/flash/?file=mootykins.swf

[MaxMouseDLL]

Ahhh hahaha... didn't take long did it? also, this is the real deal... go hit it up on Google.

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/19/this-aint-avatar.jpg

[ThreeDog]

Nah that's ok.. after seeing world of whorecraft i'll only be disappointed again.

[MaxMouseDLL]

Just posting some verticals...

27342 27343 27344 27345 27346

Give em' a click :)

[ThreeDog]

funny ;)

http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1277265562264.png

[MaxMouseDLL]

funny ;)

http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1277265562264.png

lol... yea, 4chan can be funny at times... can also be deeply disturbing :eek:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/spree4.jpg?w=500&h=355
It changes "FRSM **** robot"!!!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/spree3.jpg?w=351&h=387
God..... with an AK-47

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/spree-1.jpg?w=450&h=546
errm.. wtf?!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/spree2.jpg?w=500&h=514
Transformers... trains in disguise.. wait.. wha?!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWaWrvJ7nA

[ThreeDog]

Hmm actually my image changed to a leecher sign :(
Anyway visit google type in 'i can read wikipedia' and hit im feeling lucky ;)

[MaxMouseDLL]

Hmm actually my image changed to a leecher sign :(
Anyway visit google type in 'i can read wikipedia' and hit im feeling lucky ;)

LMFAO!!!! wtf dude?!

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/21/googleit.jpg

Also...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE-JN7_rxtE

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/21/xbox-suitcase.jpg
Want one TD?

[ThreeDog]

lol grape was showing me the xcase the other day. not really mate ;)

[grapeape]

Aww dont bash the xcase if it had adaptors for all of the current gen i would so buy one. What I really want to know is where to find the Thomas the tank engine voltron mashup...thats epic.

[MaxMouseDLL]

Aww dont bash the xcase if it had adaptors for all of the current gen i would so buy one. What I really want to know is where to find the Thomas the tank engine voltron mashup...thats epic.

Are you 100% sure you don't want Our lord god with an AK-47 or could I tempt you with SonicPotterObama bag?

[ThreeDog]

Put me down for 1x SuperCock

[MaxMouseDLL]

Put me down for 1x SuperCock

I can't mail you it... it's... err... attached...

[ThreeDog]

I said supercock fucktard not shrivelledcock.

[MaxMouseDLL]

I said supercock fucktard not shrivelledcock.

OoOoOOO... it' burns!

[ThreeDog]

Jenny wouldn't let me go down on her so i decided LETS GO HUNTING!

http://www.derekyu.com/avgpa/images/deerhunter3.jpg

[ThreeDog]

http://www.derekyu.com/avgpa/images/dkc.gif

This one made the front page :D

[ThreeDog]

Maybe i should of used a more current image for the younger generation?

http://www.derekyu.com/avgpa/images/ssbm7.jpg

[ThreeDog]

Perhaps the WoW Fans?

http://www.derekyu.com/avgpa/images/wow.jpg

[ThreeDog]

Even Zelda has the secret magical box of fun.

http://www.derekyu.com/avgpa/images/ocarina.gif

[ThreeDog]

We can't forget gay love..

http://www.derekyu.com/avgpa/images/gtavc.jpg

[ThreeDog]

Gay Love Part 2

http://www.derekyu.com/avgpa/images/dbzss.jpg

[ThreeDog]

No wonder people say shooters are gay:

http://www.derekyu.com/avgpa/images/cssource.jpg

[ThreeDog]

Cartoon fan?

http://www.derekyu.com/avgpa/images/tinytoons.gif

[ThreeDog]

One for the fetish crowd

http://www.derekyu.com/avgpa/images/lineage2.jpg

[ThreeDog]

And if you got any self pleasure out of this

http://www.derekyu.com/avgpa/images/lunar.gif

Apparently he did too!

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[MaxMouseDLL]

BOOM HEADSHOT!

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/8301/lionwk.gif

Lucky.. very, very lucky.

and this is what happens when you miss...

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/4889/wowlol.gif

In other news, a new dance style is sweeping the nation.

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/5448/stagew.gif

Operating system blues...

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/4342/data.gif

Ninja Cat


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v71Dtj2W7pw

[MaxMouseDLL]

ImageShack suck giant amounts of .....

anyway....

27595

Edit: is it a little strange that I wondered why the cutlery doesn't have eyes?

[suero]

ImageShack suck giant amounts of .....

anyway....

27595

Edit: is it a little strange that I wondered why the cutlery doesn't have eyes?

Happy face ^.^

[ThreeDog]

ImageShack suck giant amounts of .....

anyway....

[Image Removed]

Edit: is it a little strange that I wondered why the cutlery doesn't have eyes?

http://www.fallingdownthepub.co.uk/userfiles/image/Mr_spoon.jpg
Mr Spoon of Button Moon, Happy?

[MaxMouseDLL]

Lolwut?!

27607

[Xenogears V]

I admit, my fault...is a lot of time I don't saw this thread. Thank you guys. You give me a lot of fun!.:D;)

[MaxMouseDLL]

I admit, my fault...is a lot of time I don't saw this thread. Thank you guys. You give me a lot of fun!.:D;)

Contribute or GTFO :p

Also, TD wtf with the Mr.Spoon thing?!

Edit: I bet it takes TD ages to see this, because he will look at the last poster of the thread, see it's me and not even come in here... with that in mind TD is an ass-monkey...

[ThreeDog]

Not particularly a loldongs thing but if you count my neighbours being trolled it counts.

It's 3:30AM my sleep is way off again meaning i'll be awake until midnight, The neighbours are fast asleep with no lights to be seen in the quiet village i live in.

What could be better than being woken up to a 1996 classic upmixed to 12.2:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JhRgFLdRI8&

I miss those days :)

[ThreeDog]

It only got better as i followed it up with an ironic classic.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOukxl4BG_c&

If i don't get another warning from the village community group i'll be shocked.

[ThreeDog]

Vent Harassment


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVqIotCBFzI&

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[ThreeDog]

Lindsey?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQiZv5jAGvQ&

[ThreeDog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HEJiRw01ak&

dundundun dundun DUN DURP

[MaxMouseDLL]

lol... that nuke going off with someone laughing etc... why is that so hilarious? I laugh at it every time I see it, wtf?! lol

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipsGNKIjjTE&feature=player_embedded

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI3Y1auTFpU&feature=player_embedded

[MaxMouseDLL]

This is why no body really wants world peace...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wHFlxW606o&feature=player_embedded#!

Because it would be ******* boring.

[MaxMouseDLL]

WTF is this ****?!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He7Ge7Sogrk&feature=player_embedded#at=448

[MaxMouseDLL]

AHHH HAHAHA!!! ******* owned...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CqgnZhb--Q&feature=player_embedded

[MaxMouseDLL]

OMFG, I spat coffee everywhere...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_rs4rk9W6k&feature=player_embedded

[MaxMouseDLL]

Fear the Google..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPgV6-gnQaE&feature=player_embedded#at=118


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYVLpC_8SQE&feature=channel


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0v-4qUod3o&feature=channel


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0LfUhUK678&feature=channel


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwaWFS7rU-g&feature=channel

How about... you Google me?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M8-J2pm3xQ&feature=channel

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&feature=player_embedded


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxNg7ZP6E5E&annotation_id=annotation_94226&feature=iv

[MaxMouseDLL]

WTF Level: 100%


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuYVV3-00Qw&feature=player_embedded

[MaxMouseDLL]

Super cool.... ahhh yeah....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Coge40cU7M0&feature=player_embedded

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_15G4Y11dY&feature=player_embedded#!

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvpuT3aoypE&feature=player_embedded#!

[MaxMouseDLL]

Help me.... I'm stuck in youtube...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcauzZ8QCtg&feature=player_embedded

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fijBUeqiW0g&feature=player_embedded

[MaxMouseDLL]

Errm.. WTF?!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvY7NGncCgU&feature=player_embedded#!

[MaxMouseDLL]

Scary... are you still with me? the content here is MASSIVE now...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljbI-363A2Q&feature=player_embedded

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yISqCAnROh8&feature=player_embedded

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYJ5N92xeGQ

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEVfREVGcaY

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE1ZvCnwkYk&feature=player_embedded

[ThreeDog]

28053

ahahahahahaha bahahahahaha hahahahaha

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://userpages.umbc.edu/~zuses1/i-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

[ThreeDog]

What to do after a rave?


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81050644/

[Xenogears V]

Just posting some verticals...

27342 27343 27344 27345 27346

Give em' a click :)

AHAHAH. There is prime Italy minister Silvio Berlusconi...ahahahhahahah His fame about woman is arrive also in America...ahahahahah

Figure of sh*t. AHAHHAHA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYGXh8avDRY

Betrayal wife destroy husband's car.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyu05WJENB8

Passoword changed in in World Of Warcraft.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irsiL0-b8qk

Japanese guy with vhs and cd's in mouth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFHcsqL3wRY

Daunger Ice cream!.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kGrrqkg1Hg&feature=related

Washmachine with surprise...

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3 D_TomkrAJIhc&h=abace

[trancehead]

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M


N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12





13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21





22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


And


K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5





= 96%

But ,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing




Will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7





= 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'

[trancehead]

Ancient Facebook

http://www.maxconsole.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=28746&d=1283666091

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/08/watermelon-of-pain.gif

Feel the pain...


http://www.twitvid.com/Q41DB - Full Video

[ThreeDog]

Pow right in the kisser lol!!

[MaxMouseDLL]

pow right in the kisser lol!!

boom headshot!!!

[trancehead]

SCHOOL 1957 vs. 2009

Scenario[COLOR=red]:
Jack goes rabbit shooting before school, pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
1957 -[/B] Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his rifle & chats with Jack about guns.

2009 - School goes into lock down, Tactical Responce called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his ute or gun again..
Counsellors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario:
Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1957 -Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2009 - Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark.
Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Both children go to anger management programs for 3 months.
School board hold meeting to impliment bullying prevention programs

Scenario:
Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1957 -Robbie sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Principal.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2009 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.
Tested for ADD. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and School
gets extra funding from state because Robbie has a disability.

Scenario:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to Uni, and becomes a successful businessman.

2009 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang.
State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.

Scenario:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 -Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with..

2009 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.
Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario:
Pedro fails high school English.

1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to Uni.

2009 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state.
Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist.
AFRE files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher.
English banned from core curriculum.
Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from Cracker night, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a bullant nest.

1957 - Ants die.

2009- Tactical Responce , Federal Police & Anti-terrorism Squad called.
Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, Federal Police investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated.
Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again..

Scenario:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.He is found crying by his teacher, Mary.
Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2009 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
She faces 3 years in Prison.
Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy..

[ThreeDog]

Hey trance, Clicked any weird .exe files lately?

[trancehead]

Hey trance, Clicked any weird .exe files lately?

lol, you havent sent any, so no.

[MaxMouseDLL]

Hey trance, Clicked any weird .exe files lately?

He doesn't have to click on them any more ;)

[trancehead]

that last one you sent me max was fucked up, had to shut it down in task managers processes tab.
think i'll wait till it actually appears on maxconsole or qj and the like instead of trusting you guys to give me a behind the scenes scoop LMAO
all in good fun though.
when i saw the file size of the last one, i had a hunch.
wanted to see what type of gayness or sick picture you had in stall for me this time.
bloody pc went absolutely haywire. screen was going on and off, DVD drive was opening and shutting, like WTF!!!
LOL

[January39]

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/08/watermelon-of-pain.gif

Feel the pain...


http://www.twitvid.com/Q41DB - Full Video

That is gonna hurt & Bad. Well, funny tho :cool:

[MaxMouseDLL]

That is gonna hurt & Bad. Well, funny tho :cool:

Watch the video... it's bad.. looks like she should have broken her neck or something, but she's quite fine.. also melon covered cleavage is... actually rather hot.

Aces, you got trolled hard, but I was nice to you, I could have melted those things into a system process or service and set them to autorun and coded in other stuff to stop you terminating it... TD said that would be nasty, so I shouldn't lol.

[January39]

I love the way she states ' i cant even see straight' lmao.

Taken out by a melon. :cool:

[ThreeDog]

He doesn't have to click on them any more ;)
Why not? :P

[MaxMouseDLL]

Why not? :P

Oh... I dunno.... maybe I haz ownage?

[ThreeDog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8eGvEg5WpA

Drunken women....

[trancehead]

the what i look like game

http://www.maxconsole.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=28883&d=1284359566

[Xenogears V]

Too funny!.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQOds0kCgOk&feature=player_embedded

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wKkev1BMsk

[ThreeDog]

I would buy that lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvB1p3Kg_ak

[MaxMouseDLL]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/2892/wtfd.gif

Stare at the + in the middle for a few seconds... bricks will be shat...

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/6212/queenbq.jpg

It just got real...

[sonnyz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-ECMTNcewI&has_verified=1

This is what Grand Theft Auto VII will look like...

[Xenogears V]

Difference from mans and woman from the born.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5YAZAmtW3U&feature=player_embedded#!

Goal in touchdown, making the indifferent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCptqvwa4w8&feature=aso

Real Artist. LOL!.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9uC1lqGBXs&feature=player_embedded#!

[kevinX]

:cool: that's really funny!

[MaxMouseDLL]

ThreeDog is a big gay poodle... that is all.