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LeeLiar
01-24-2011, 03:07 PM
You can view the page at http://www.maxconsole.net/content.php?44252-LOL-Now-this-is-the-definition-of-Kinect-Abuse

qazza
01-24-2011, 03:09 PM
this is funny?

Xenogears V
01-24-2011, 03:12 PM
But...I don't know..smell like a fake...I don't understand why people record them while playing kinect..coincidentally some thing happen.:confused:

breakfast4
01-24-2011, 03:12 PM
I call that good parenting.

danight
01-24-2011, 03:17 PM
by LeeLiar (http://www.maxconsole.net/member.php?583755-LeeLiar)
Join Date 01-24-2011

Welcome to maxconsole.... First post is about kinect and a parent smacking a kid.

You could say it is wrong to laugh, but this is just too funny not to.By any chance do you own a ps3?

Hamsterman-SWE
01-24-2011, 03:18 PM
Lol that is a family console indeed :D

iLLNESS
01-24-2011, 03:19 PM
But...I don't know..smell like a fake...I don't understand why people record them while playing kinect..coincidentally some thing happen.:confused:

did you even watch the video? it aint fake. that dude slaps his daughter HARD.

DanASBO
01-24-2011, 03:32 PM
did you even watch the video? it aint fake. that dude slaps his daughter HARD.

Looks fake to me, sounds fake too but this can happen--I back-handed a mate at the weekend, he didn't laugh but I nearly wet myself. :D

iLLNESS
01-24-2011, 03:40 PM
Looks fake to me, sounds fake too but this can happen--I back-handed a mate at the weekend, he didn't laugh but I nearly wet myself. :D

was the girl added in after? i dont see how anyone can think this is fake.

i guess you can persuade a girl to hop infront of a green screen and act like she got her faced smacked.. arching her back and dropping head first into the ground).

DanASBO
01-24-2011, 03:44 PM
was the girl added in after? i dont see how anyone can think this is fake.

i guess you can persuade a girl to hop infront of a green screen and act like she got her faced smacked.. arching her back and dropping head first into the ground).

Erm, you don't need a green screen to make a good fake video.

Here's one of my favourites: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSWUEpayxZA

There's literally millions on the old tube.

kilumnati
01-24-2011, 03:45 PM
How do you guys find this funny?? i feel sorry for the kid

DanASBO
01-24-2011, 03:46 PM
How do you guys find this funny?? i feel sorry for the kid

We have a sense of humour? :confused:

el username
01-24-2011, 03:55 PM
What's next to laugh at? ****? Lol, good one mates.

DanASBO
01-24-2011, 04:05 PM
What's next to laugh at? ****? Lol, good one mates.

Accidental ****? Perhaps.

As long as it didn't happen to me. :D

ivansword
01-24-2011, 04:19 PM
thats too bad, are any of you laughing parents? poor kid got smoked hard. kids can sneak up on you in a second. my pops smoked my daughter in the head with a wii remote once. he was swinging like a golf club, on the follow through my daughter who was about 16 months at the time ran right in front on him. bad deal i tell you, and nothing you could do in that split second to stop it. it was terrible.

iLLNESS
01-24-2011, 04:41 PM
Erm, you don't need a green screen to make a good fake video.

Here's one of my favourites: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSWUEpayxZA

There's literally millions on the old tube.

yeah and you can easily tell thats a fake.

LeeLiar
01-24-2011, 04:50 PM
by LeeLiar (http://www.maxconsole.net/member.php?583755-LeeLiar)
Join Date 01-24-2011

Welcome to maxconsole.... First post is about kinect and a parent smacking a kid.
By any chance do you own a ps3?

Noway, i have a 360 and Kinect myself. I just love these funny video's about Kinect, and I have been on maxconsole for a few years but forgot my password so had to make a new account.

DunnyUK
01-24-2011, 04:54 PM
lmao, I found it hilarious! :D

billysastard
01-24-2011, 04:56 PM
forgot my password so had to make a new account.

you could get it emailed to you.

Jish
01-24-2011, 05:01 PM
Erm, you don't need a green screen to make a good fake video.

Here's one of my favourites: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSWUEpayxZA

There's literally millions on the old tube.

Umm, that video shows a guy flying in the air (no background in the air,just the same gray color), which is very easy to green screen. I suspect that video is a combination of 3-4 separate videos neatly spliced with a little green screen added for the in-air shot.

The kinect video shows a child rolling off a mattress and walking behind someone else. It shows shadows from the kinect player drop on the little girl. If this is a fake, it is a very good fake and would be pretty hard to duplicate with green screen.

DanASBO
01-24-2011, 05:05 PM
Umm, that video shows a guy flying in the air (no background in the air,just the same gray color), which is very easy to green screen. I suspect that video is a combination of 3-4 separate videos neatly spliced with a little green screen added for the in-air shot.

The kinect video shows a child rolling off a mattress and walking behind someone else. It shows shadows from the kinect player drop on the little girl. If this is a fake, it is a very good fake and would be pretty hard to duplicate with green screen.

Alrighty then, I wasn't the one mentioning green-screen in the first place and I'm still calling fake--that's just my opinion--like yours, nobody will ever know the truth.

EDIT: I'm expecting a sarcastic reply telling me the guy that posted the video knows. I wish I knew where grape went so I could follow him.

QrafTee
01-24-2011, 05:06 PM
That's... horrible...

urmaster
01-24-2011, 05:22 PM
That's... horrible...
Agreed, poor kid.

msanchez
01-24-2011, 06:29 PM
by LeeLiar (http://www.maxconsole.net/member.php?583755-LeeLiar)
Join Date 01-24-2011

Welcome to maxconsole.... First post is about kinect and a parent smacking a kid.
By any chance do you own a ps3?

... touchy touchy danight. Though I will say this... not funny. If it was a grown ass dude that got smacked, then yeah, but a baby? Not cool... I shouldn't have watched it :(

advancedarcade
01-24-2011, 06:40 PM
The video at the end says no one was injured. At least he stopped to help the kid out. My dad would of said "Thats for something you did I didnt know about" LOL!

I laughed.... add it to the list of things for me going to Hell. Yes I have kids, yes Im over 40, yes I have a Kinect.... Can you imagine what would of happend if it was a Move controller. The kid would of had a light bulb impression on his head for a week. Thank God he bought an Xbox!!!! :p

danight
01-24-2011, 06:59 PM
... snip

Im just missing a few anti kinect people like gtrrr and tusijin etc that mysteriously disappeared. Just saying.

msanchez
01-24-2011, 07:11 PM
Im just missing a few anti kinect people like gtrrr and tusijin etc that mysteriously disappeared. Just saying.

LOL! masochistic much?

crypysmoker
01-24-2011, 07:30 PM
Anyone who says this is funny doesnt have kids and hopefully never will. As hard as he hit that barley 2 year old child he could have broken her neck. I dont think this should even be posted up here unless you really just want to stir the fanboy pot.

ThreeDog
01-24-2011, 08:17 PM
Who the hell is that?

msanchez
01-24-2011, 08:32 PM
Who the hell is that?

Grapeape's buddy in the cartoons.

danight
01-24-2011, 09:30 PM
Grapeape's buddy in the cartoons.

lol...i was thinking it was a wack a mole.....I had no clue on what the connection was to ape.

Maniax
01-24-2011, 10:02 PM
American History X: The Game (Kinect Version)
http://www.abload.de/img/americanhistoryx-thegaegsd.jpg

Volition
01-24-2011, 11:26 PM
Dear Maxconsole,

I always check this site for gaming news, but rarely ever comment... I, unfortunately, have to comment on this submission.

This news is horrendous, and not funny at all. It is not funny to laugh at this. You must be insane, sadistic etc. to find this humorous at the very slightest. Is it really funny to find a young girl crying in pain because his ignorant dad elbowed her in the face? How is it funny NOT to laugh at it? I promise you no SANE person would laugh at this. I have been checking this site regularly for years and although I have a high tolerance for sub-par gaming news, this news submission was done in EXTREMELY poor taste. You guys are promoting that vile youtube user who is most probably the dad who did this. He probably did this to get some extra cash from the youtube viewers. Fake or not, the scream of the young girl was real.

COMBATIBLE
01-25-2011, 02:12 AM
HAHAHAHAHA! funny stuff!! The guy didnt even say sorry LOL!!! Kinda messed up though!! hahahahaha!!

retro-kind
01-25-2011, 02:40 AM
So glad youtube wasn’t around when I was a kid so fails were limited to just friends and family lol.

D_V
01-25-2011, 07:39 AM
Anyone who says this is funny doesnt have kids and hopefully never will.

Hopefully never will! God, I hate kids. Lolled at the video.

CannonFodder
01-25-2011, 08:44 AM
The other day it was the poor cat getting kicked and now it's the little girl getting elbowed. What's next? Someone trip over and break their head? Another reason Kinect has failed and one more reason for me not to purchase Kinect.

msanchez
01-25-2011, 09:03 AM
The other day it was the poor cat getting kicked and now it's the little girl getting elbowed. What's next? Someone trip over and break their head? Another reason Kinect has failed and one more reason for me not to purchase Kinect.

There's a million reasons to not purchase kinect, and this would be one of the lamest (you really should have some awareness of your surroudings when playing these types of games, common sense). The same could happen with any of the other motion gimmicks, though in the case of the Move/Wiimote the damage could be worst.

Sven
01-25-2011, 09:03 AM
By any chance do you own a ps3?
Noway, i have a 360 and Kinect myself.
Ah, that explains it then.

</blatanttrolling>

LeeLiar
01-25-2011, 01:21 PM
you could get it emailed to you.

I've changed email address's and the old email is the one linked to my old account.. I couldnt find a way to sort it out without a long winded solution lol.

Also, what is with everyone claiming this is a fake, it clearly isn't, plus who care's just appreciate a laugh you sound like you need one.

msanchez
01-25-2011, 02:13 PM
I've changed email address's and the old email is the one linked to my old account.. I couldnt find a way to sort it out without a long winded solution lol.

Also, what is with everyone claiming this is a fake, it clearly isn't, plus who care's just appreciate a laugh you sound like you need one.

Sorry, but not my kind of humor... seems like something the jackass generation would find funny though.

sliggo
01-25-2011, 02:51 PM
As a parent myself, this **** is not funny.

outerheaven
01-25-2011, 08:09 PM
This...is funny?

oDAVIEo
01-27-2011, 11:10 AM
Oooooooouuuuuccccchhhh!!!!!! lol