this fits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vOaygQ9wTQ
lame attempt at a 6.20CFW fake video
notice 2:16 (the magic vid edit)
its supposedly run from an exploited photo file but you need to hold button combination (seriously who does that)
it doesnt crash, it just sits at the pic until he holds buttons
oh you'll see
not releasing because everyone said its fake LMAO
we have never heard that
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Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year,
And every year Ken would say,
'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'
Edna always replied,
'I know Ken, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
And fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
One year Ken and Edna went to the fair,
and Ken said,
'Edna, I'm 75 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance'
To this, Edna replied,
"Ken that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Ken and Edna agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
But still not a word...
When they landed, the pilot turned to Ken and said,
'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm impressed!'
Ken replied,
'Well, to tell you the truth,
I almost said something when Edna fell out,
But you know,
"Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'
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I lol'd... i don't hear many clean jokes that make me laugh...
coolOriginally Posted by MaxMouseDLL
not as funny
still clean though
A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought
his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even
though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went
around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more
slowly, but again the camera flashed. He thought this was
quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past
the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again. He tried
a fourth time with the same result. The fifth time he was
laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a
snail's pace.
Two weeks later, he got five traffic fine letters in the
mail for driving without a seat belt.
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A 2007 study found that the average Australian walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that the average Australian drinks 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means the average Australian gets about 41 miles per gallon.
Bloody good value that!
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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading
a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father".
The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like
that".
The priest looked up from his book and answered,
''I am the Father of many".
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren
and he doesn't wear his collar that way!"
The priest,getting impatient,said "I am the Father of hundreds",
and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while,then leaned over
and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your
pants on backwards instead of your collar".
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LOOK AFTER YOUR WIFE...
A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on the patio, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
Cheryl from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me, "You lazy prick! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your fat arse and give her a break!"
I thought '**** women!' Took another swig from my stubby, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms to sod off and mind her own business. I told her my wife had green fingers and that she really enjoyed gardening.
After a few days I felt really bad, so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my senstive side. I'm really proud of the deal I got and also very proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes guys, we should take good care of our wives... then maybe they'll take good care of us.
I've attached a picture below...hope it comes through OK
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Caller : Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller : Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse
Caller: Mmmmm??..Ohreally?... I will senda picture.
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that poor poor mouse
Lmfaowtfbbq
Edit: This board now filters all capitals, that sucks!
Contribootin!
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to troll we go..
Last edited by MaxMouseDLL; 03-10-2010 at 02:58 PM.
Must be English umor...I haven't understand it...
Character in the picture, I remembered it is your old Avatar threedog
AHAHAHA. Maybe with threedog (threedogs) he meam Cerberus, mythical three heads guardian of hell in Divine Commedy...
ok xenoMust be English umor...I haven't understand it...
Character in the picture, I remembered it is your old Avatar threedog
AHAHAHA. Maybe with threedog (threedogs
shes pregnant
fallout guy kicks her in stomach
now shes not pregnant (miscarriage) its dark humor.
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It's called the child killer perk.. it was an idea for Fallout 2... One of the team leaders told the artist to make the art for the perk... so he tried to make it as funny as possible... obviously the moment the team leader saw the picture they all decided against using it, which was for the best since you couldn't really tell if they were kids or adults in the game anyway.
As for Max's picture he's a git.. never ask him to photoshop your personal pictures they will end up edited and stuffed on social networking sites too
Thanks buddies for explained me.It's called the child killer perk.. it was an idea for Fallout 2... One of the team leaders told the artist to make the art for the perk... so he tried to make it as funny as possible... obviously the moment the team leader saw the picture they all decided against using it, which was for the best since you couldn't really tell if they were kids or adults in the game anyway.
As for Max's picture he's a git.. never ask him to photoshop your personal pictures they will end up edited and stuffed on social networking sites too
actually i never played fallout2It's called the child killer perk.. it was an idea for Fallout 2... One of the team leaders told the artist to make the art for the perk... so he tried to make it as funny as possible... obviously the moment the team leader saw the picture they all decided against using it, which was for the best since you couldn't really tell if they were kids or adults in the game anyway.
As for Max's picture he's a git.. never ask him to photoshop your personal pictures they will end up edited and stuffed on social networking sites too
heard it was turn based or something
completely different to 3
i love fallout 3 FPS are my thing
doom3 FTW
quake...not so much
doom fan from 1992
to see doom3 had substance was awesome
edit: just to add, the role playing thing was awesome. i never really experienced that in FPS before (levelling up and such) i guess thats why im so addicted to it.
its better that doom3
but still cant wait for doom4 and hope its all about the isolation as well, after all, the isolation makes doom
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