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[trancehead]

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M


N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12





13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21





22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


And


K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5





= 96%

But ,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing




Will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7





= 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'

[trancehead]

Ancient Facebook

[MaxMouseDLL]

Feel the pain...

http://www.twitvid.com/Q41DB - Full Video

[ThreeDog]

Pow right in the kisser lol!!

[MaxMouseDLL]

pow right in the kisser lol!!

boom headshot!!!

[trancehead]

[COLOR=#3f621f]SCHOOL 1957 vs. 2009

Scenario:
Jack goes rabbit shooting before school, pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
1957 -[/B] Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his rifle & chats with Jack about guns.

2009 - School goes into lock down, Tactical Responce called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his ute or gun again..
Counsellors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario:
Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1957 -Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2009 - Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark.
Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Both children go to anger management programs for 3 months.
School board hold meeting to impliment bullying prevention programs

Scenario:
Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1957 -Robbie sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Principal.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2009 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.
Tested for ADD. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and School
gets extra funding from state because Robbie has a disability.

Scenario:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to Uni, and becomes a successful businessman.

2009 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang.
State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.

Scenario:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 -Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with..

2009 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.
Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario:
Pedro fails high school English.

1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to Uni.

2009 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state.
Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist.
AFRE files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher.
English banned from core curriculum.
Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from Cracker night, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a bullant nest.

1957 - Ants die.

2009- Tactical Responce , Federal Police & Anti-terrorism Squad called.
Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, Federal Police investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated.
Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again..

Scenario:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.He is found crying by his teacher, Mary.
Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2009 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
She faces 3 years in Prison.
Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy..

[ThreeDog]

Hey trance, Clicked any weird .exe files lately?

[trancehead]

Hey trance, Clicked any weird .exe files lately?

lol, you havent sent any, so no.

[MaxMouseDLL]

Hey trance, Clicked any weird .exe files lately?

He doesn't have to click on them any more

[trancehead]

that last one you sent me max was fucked up, had to shut it down in task managers processes tab.
think i'll wait till it actually appears on maxconsole or qj and the like instead of trusting you guys to give me a behind the scenes scoop LMAO
all in good fun though.
when i saw the file size of the last one, i had a hunch.
wanted to see what type of gayness or sick picture you had in stall for me this time.
bloody pc went absolutely haywire. screen was going on and off, DVD drive was opening and shutting, like WTF!!!
LOL

[January39]

Feel the pain...

http://www.twitvid.com/Q41DB - Full Video

That is gonna hurt & Bad. Well, funny tho

[MaxMouseDLL]

That is gonna hurt & Bad. Well, funny tho

Watch the video... it's bad.. looks like she should have broken her neck or something, but she's quite fine.. also melon covered cleavage is... actually rather hot.

Aces, you got trolled hard, but I was nice to you, I could have melted those things into a system process or service and set them to autorun and coded in other stuff to stop you terminating it... TD said that would be nasty, so I shouldn't lol.

[January39]

I love the way she states ' i cant even see straight' lmao.

Taken out by a melon.

[ThreeDog]

He doesn't have to click on them any more

Why not? :P

[MaxMouseDLL]

Why not? :P

Oh... I dunno.... maybe I haz ownage?