What? I did exactly as you asked, can you see a giant pink vibrator in that picture? no... job done then.Originally Posted by ThreeDog
As for Max's picture he's a git.. never ask him to photoshop your personal pictures they will end up edited and stuffed on social networking sites too
Trolled!I guess the giant pink vibrator is coming next then?
Here treat yourself to some sideboob.
You want me to put it back?! make your damn mind up...Trolled!
Here, treat yourself to some back boobs:
Last edited by MaxMouseDLL; 03-12-2010 at 12:34 AM.
Put what back?
I must explain, to translated it from Italian to english.
It is a sign shop and say:
"Ricchioni dal 1962" Ricchioni in italy is a prular word to say, gays or homosexuals.
Translated is like
"Gays from 1962".
LOLI must explain, to translated it from Italian to english.
It is a sign shop and say:
"Ricchioni dal 1962" Ricchioni in italy is a prular word to say, gays or homosexuals.
Translated is like
"Gays from 1962".
awesome
wouldnt of got it without explanation, but nice
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Taken from the BBC news Website: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/8566577.stm
Nuclear panic in Portland over water announcement
Loud hailer announcements by a water company and a leaflet advising what to do during a radiation leak caused fears of a nuclear catastrophe in Dorset.
Emergency services in Portland were inundated with calls when Wessex Water officials used a hailer to inform residents of a cut to services.
Meanwhile, leaflets had been delivered advising people what to do during a radiation emergency at the nearby port.
The leaflets advised people in the area to stay indoors, put out fires and boilers, take potassium iodate tablets if they had been issued and wait for the all clear.
However, in an unconnected event, the water company used a loud hailer to inform residents their water was being turned off.
Vivien Hawkins, 78, said: "There was this awful noise. I opened the front door and there was a loud speaker. It was so loud you couldn't hear what he was saying.
"Just after that a leaflet came through the door telling you what to do - douse all fires, close all windows."
LOL NUCLEAR TROLL
[SIZE=3]JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't [/SIZE][SIZE=3]r[/SIZE][SIZE=3]emember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'
BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained [/SIZE][SIZE=3]i[/SIZE][SIZE=3]t was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'[/SIZE]
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The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget...
This particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
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And it is a real surname.
Check me out, I R Posting from a TOR network... j00 cannot see my IP... muhahaha!
Check me out, I R Posting from a TOR network... j00 cannot see my IP... muhahaha!
Edit: And now I'm someone else... i iz all ova teh world!
How much traffic can i put through a TOR network?
Will it only cover 80/8080?
Can i cause mayhem with it?
threedog gave me permission for this
You can put as much traffic as you like through it, i think it's 80/8080, but I'm sure ports are configurable locally, mayhem? oh.. yes.. yes you can..
It's kinda like bittorrent for HTTP, users within the TOR network bounce your data around, it is encrypted until the TOR network exit point, so if you're logging into something without a secure connection who ever is the exit point can view your plaintext data, so caution is advised.
The reason i looked into it is because another site i visit recently got hacked, the guy came back to gloat through a TOR network, i wondered if it was possible to detect a TOR connection, and it turns out it is, here is the code if anyone is interested.
If IsTorExitPoint returns true, then you have a TOR connection, from here you can choose to serve different data or tell them to go away.Code:function IsTorExitPoint(){ if (gethostbyname(ReverseIPOctets($_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']).".".$_SERVER['SERVER_PORT'].".".ReverseIPOctets($_SERVER['SERVER_ADDR']).".ip-port.exitlist.torproject.org")=="127.0.0.2") { return true; } else { return false; } } function ReverseIPOctets($inputip){ $ipoc = explode(".",$inputip); return $ipoc[3].".".$ipoc[2].".".$ipoc[1].".".$ipoc[0]; }
Permission for what? you know ThreeDog granted me the right to be ridiculous... so far it's working out rather well..
Last edited by MaxMouseDLL; 03-17-2010 at 02:56 AM.
LMFAO, think he may of needed posts to start posting in the sections, but LOVE the comment.
freaking gold
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