YouPorn blames slump in traffic on Nintendo Switch and Zelda launch

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By GaryOPA on Mar 11, 2017 at 5:56 PM
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    Zelda Fanboys have Switch'ed their thumbs to an different form of 'Joystick' to play with over the last week!

    Porn sites say they suffered a drop in visitors shortly after the Nintendo Switch was launched last week. YouPorn said it entertained 17 percent less gamers last weekend, after the console’s launch on March 3.
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    Nintendo has named their new console/handheld right, because their loyal fanboys 'Switch' from their normal daily job of 4chan fapping, to running around with Link trying to find Zelda, so much so that porn sites noticed a major drop in overall traffic since the Switch launch.
    So there you have it, less viewing porn, but more searching for Nintendo-releated fapping after their Link gameplay session is over as their Switch handheld is charging, they are busy re-charging their bodies with some nice Zelda cosplay to entertainment themselves.

    NEWS SOURCE: YouPorn blames slump in traffic on Nintendo Switch and Zelda launch (via) TheSun
     

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      youporn just need to make some new Zelda pornz to win them back after they finished playing bow
       
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      The Legend of Zelda: A W*** to the Past.

      The Legend of Zelda: Dildo of Time

      The Legend of Zelda: The MILF Maker
       
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