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Things that make you laugh your ass off! (Inspired by GraVoX)

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    Hiya folks!

    Seeing as there are two threads which are based on things that trigger our emotions and thoughts that have been started off by GraVoX, I have decided to start another thread which is based on things that make us laugh!

    Here are the following kind of people that makes me laugh:

    - Hypocrites, especially the ones that preach about going against piracy and yet they condone it ROFLMFAO!
    - Arrogant losers (that's where the Dutch dude who is on a binary universe hiatus comes in).
    - Disinformation experts.

    Also, here are a few people that make me laugh:

    - Squarepusher2 (with his cheeky insults towards arrogant idiots)
    - Dangwoot (for being a "straight-up" uncompromized punk)
    - JLM (for his cheeky sense of humor :))
    - Basically more or less everyone here at PS3Crunch
    - My weirdo-of-a-sister-in-law
    - The late Irish-American comedian named George Denis Patrick Carlin

    I will try to think of a few others but right now I just got up from sleep so I can't think straight at the moment.
     
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    MATH! He makes me laugh & PUKE at the same time! :nightmare:
     
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    I think stereotypes are really funny , because I know so many people of different decents and the stereotype doesn't fit them at all..

    I am no racist I just get a kick out of things that people would normally get mad at... Also I am colombian so everyone fucks around with me asking me whats my inventory, I personally find it funny :playful:
     
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    Okay, boys don't get this thread closed before I find out if I'm a hypocrite or an arrogant loser. :)
     
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    You're not a hypocrite or a loser! You're a Crunching Comedian!
     
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    Watching mates in a paralytic state saying they are not going to drink anymore while spewing all over themselves cracks me up.
    I also get a good laugh stringing people along that I know are blatantly lying to my face.
    Oh I also got a good kick out of sabotaging my neighbours lawnmower(long story but in my eyes the old fart deserved it).

    Am I evil? Meh, probably.
     
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    the drama that ensues from those Real Housewives shows, in particular the Jersey one is just hilarious.
     
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    This.
     
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    My sister-in-law who just came from Bangladesh makes me laugh because she's a bit of a funny weirdo in my book! :p

    Also, do you guys and girls remember the late Irish-American comedian named George Denis Patrick Carlin?

    That comedian knows how to pull off some funny jokes!

    Also, there are two Youtube shows that make me laugh: Jimmy Hard Nails (http://youtube.com/zeeboiproductionz) and Diary of a Badman (http://youtube.com/humzaproductions).

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    The following picture is LMAO-esque funny (not targeted towards ANY PS3Crunch member here)

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    Special thanks go to sabin1981 for the picture
     
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    If I were to name the whole list off, obviously it would take forever. To name the most recent show that i've watched and laughed my ass off the whole time it would be Cromartie High. It is the first anime comedy that i've seen where i'm constantly laughing my ass off, hell movies and most things on TV don't even make me laugh all that much anymore.
     
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    have 2 (semi-old) jokes that always make me crack up.

    An old jew is digging around on the beach on an island and uncovers a dirty lamp, so he polishes it off and a Genie comes out and says "I can grant you 1 wish. What would you wish for?" the old jew is silent for a moment and pulls an old crumpled map out and unfolds it and shows it to the Genie and says "This is a map of the middle east, there's nothing but fighting and killing going on here, is there anything you can do?" the Genie shakes his head and says "even with all my powers there is nothing I can do, is there anything else you would wish for?" so the old Jew thinks for a moment and then speaks "My wife has never given me a blowjob, do you think you could get her to? just once." so the Genie replies "Can I see that map again?"

    and the other one:

    A travelling salesman stops by a farm and asks if there is any room, the farmer says "I can put you up for one night, but you'll have to sleep in the barn" and so the salesman sleeps in the barn, and the next morning the farmer comes in and asks how he slept, to which the salesman replies "I had a wonderful time talking to the animals" the farmer, puzzled says "you talked to the animals?" the salesman nods and says "thats right, the Chickens say you come to collect the eggs exactly 5 minutes after 6 in the morning." the Farmer shocked exclaims "That's Right!", the salesman continues "I talked to the horse and he says his names Clydeshopper" the farmer again shocked tells the salesman he is correct and listens further, the salesman continues "I talked to the cow, and she says he names Bessy, and you milk her at exactly 830 every day"; "That's exactly right!" exclaims the farmer, and so the Salesman continues and says "I talkd to the sheep and-" the farmer cuts in and yells "Those sheep are fucking liars!"
     
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    heh i got a mention that's awesome ^_^
    oh and i make me laugh :D :D :D
     
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    LOL!

    The...

    ...makes me giggle as well!

    Also, sabin1981's names for DemonHades makes me laugh as well. :D
     
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    Hmm, maybe I should try the Maddox - method on my sisters kids. It should spark an interesting reaction.


    -Edit- I think I need a new sig "Trolling my family since 1970"
     
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    Trailer park boys, Balls of steel and Tosh.0
     
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    Does the fact that Niko Bellic looks exactly like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad count?

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    What about that u.s. dollar, strong as an ox!

    edit: This always makes me laugh.

     
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