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Things that make you laugh your ass off! (Inspired by GraVoX)

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    LOL that is a good one :p
    I personally use a vacuum cleaner held an inch above what I'm cleaning and a fine paint brush to loosen the dust
     
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    Having some retarded brat yelling at me on XBL last night made me laugh my ass off, Mainly because I convinced this tool that I was part of the XB enforcement team. Also the part about how he needed counselling for the Dick picture on his COD logo. He went from FAG! BITCH! and every other kiddie swear to virtually crying, I laughed my ass off and finished by letting him know I was telling his parents about the dick logo and his homosexuality. I said it would make coming out easier for him.

    In reality, people should be careful on who they pick on online, not that I care but I don't get a KDR of 29-01 through cheating or boosting
     
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    I gotta laugh at that, many a time, at my local tesco garage i have been seen to pump 4 tyres and run round the back, open the boot and give myy p.c and keyboard a quick spruce :)
     
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    my `y`s stickin a bit, must need another blow out
     
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    free blowjob's for y's ^_^
     
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    Going to my old job dressed in a suit and sitting at my old desk as if I still worked there.
     
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    People trying to be "holier than thou" and trying to "knock some sense into my head" when I already have that, oh, and Mister Wall-Of-Text likening the dislike for intrusive cracktros to mass murder and terrorism, which frankly, I'm still pissing myself laughing since the day that comment was written - now, when you start likening anything to mass murder and terrorism for no fucking logical reason, then you're either:

    - a dumb half-breed Kenyan-EuroYankee-sympathizing wanker (cough - Barrack O'Bomber)
    - a "Jew" who cries "ANTI-SEMITISM" (take note of the double quotations, especially on the "Jew" word, as you're not really a Jew if you support the Zionist State of Israel as it is built on the basis of killing Palestinians) because an ANTI-ZIONIST has stamped on a fake Jew's pussy so hard that it bleeds
    - a stupid bed-wetting weeaboo who wastes his time posting lengthy walls of boring, nonsensical text on a FORUM and writes blogs about "Christian rock", which half of the time, sounds like brown noise coming from a bunch of Bangladeshi karaoke singers who think they're going to trump Ayumi Hamasaki in the singing department, and/or;
    - just plain retarded - end of story.
     
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    The Xbox One makes me laugh my ass off, This system will be hacked in no time imho
     
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    LMFAO didn't notice something wasn't right until I saw a certain console in the pic.
     
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    Hahahahahahaha, Oh man i missed that one
     
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    My mother calling me a Satanist (when she gets pissed off) - hey, perhaps I should participate in Satan worshipping for shits and giggles! :p
     
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    whenever theres a TV advertisement on for funding the disabled, I keep telling my other half to stop laughing because it's cruel.
     
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    Actually no, you see they aren't laughing at all. I just blame them for doing it because I know they probably want to.
     

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